Craig Maloney
"It's been the highlight of my educational career, to work with Jay and Rick."

Jay Miller
"Nobody does Heart of Darkness quite like Conrad."

Rick Laib
"Thank you.  Thank you very much."

Craig, Jay, and Rick, in addition to being extremely hygenic, are all students of the very American Dr. Randall Chilton at the University of Saint Francis, Joliet, Illinois.

Special thanks goes to: Craig's parents, Shakespeare, Kreamy Delight, fine viewers like you. and who can forget Craig's parents.  Some assembly required.  Batteries not included.  Members FDIC.

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